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A cruelty free and vegan fragrance line for the discerning adventurer. 5% of all profits go to charity.

Rush processing and shipping. In case of fragrance emergencies, move to the front of the queue and receive Priority mail 2-day shipping.

Rush processing and shipping. In case of fragrance emergencies, move to the front of the queue and receive Priority mail 2-day shipping.

$ 17.00


If you have an extremely urgent need for rushed shipping, add this listing to your cart. We will move your order to the front of the processing line, and ship Priority mail 2-day.

This does not mean you'll receive your order in two days! It shortens the turnaround time and speeds up shipping times. We can't make a guarantee as to when you'll get the items, only that you'll get them significantly more quickly.

Please use this option with respect for other customers. We ask that you only choose to rush your order when it's truly important. That's up to your discretion, but here are some friendly guidelines for when it's polite to go ahead and use it to jump the line:

a last minute gift,

an unexpected trip,

an angry wife in need of immediate pacification (maybe talk to her, too),

or when moving and needing the items to get to the old address before you go.

This is not an exhaustive list by any means, nor is it a shop policy. What we ask is that you think of your fellow customers when deciding when to use this option.

Remember: with great power comes great responsibility, and be excellent to each other.




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